ELECTIONS

Elections have come and gone here in McDonaldland, and well, I am at a loss for words. McCheese by a landslide. Perhaps my call to action was too late to effect the election. Perhaps my cries are falling on deaf ears. Perhaps the people of McDonaldland don't mind being herded around from the ivory tower idiot McCheese. Perhaps I should stop trying to carry the weight of the world on shoulders and accept that I don't make a difference.

McCheese by a landslide.

Those four words ricochet around in my thoughts over and over. Four words that spell out the future for the next four years in our precious city-state:

McCheese by a landslide.
Landslide by a McCheese.
By McCheese; a landslide.
By a landsilde: McCheese.
A landsilde by McCheese.

Impossible for it to not make sense. There's no getting around it. Four more years of watching your rights burned on a massive grill. He has made the elimination of free thought a public display. Line up folks, and watch carefully as all of your liberty is drowned in a giant vat of secret sauce. We have no rights, we have no freedom, we have no cheese.

We have no cheese. We are doomed.