A specter is haunting McDonaldland— the specter of drive-thruism. All the powers of Old McDonaldland have entered into a holy alliance to hunt down and exorcise this specter: The Professor and Birdie the Early Bird, Captain Crook and The Hamburglar, the Happy Meal Gang and the McNugget Buddies, Ronald McDonald and Mayor McCheese.
Where is the party in opposition that has not be denounced as drive-thruistic by its opponents in power? Where the opposition that has not hurled back the branding reproach of drive-thruism against the more advanced oppositional parties, as well as against its reactionary adversaries?
Two things result from this fact:
Drive-thruism is already acknowledged by all McDonaldland powers to be itself a power.
It is high time that drive-thruists should openly, in the face of the whole world, publish their views, their aims, their tendencies, and meet this nursery tale of the specter of drive-thruism with a manifesto of the party itself.
To this end, I have begun this blog. I shall reveal to the world the darkened skies of McDonaldland; where the sunlight of all that is good and righteous and just has been eclipsed by the tyranny of Mayor McCheese and his cronies. This is our ray of light, forcing it's way through the oppressive blackout of the McCheese regime.
MCWORKINGMEN OF ALL MCDONALDLAND UNITE!
